Hillary and Barack were participating in a soup-making contest. Hillary's was light and oily, essentially a broth, but tasty enough that people couldn't get enough of it. Barack's was richer, with a much heavier consistency. After one taste, no one wanted more. The line to try Hillary's soup was long, while people seemed to be tasting Barack's out of a sense of duty. It was very uncomfortable. I really wished Barack's soup was better.