18. 25-Year-Old Woman At A Non-Profit In Potland

Hillary and Obama were staying in my home for a day or two. (Perhaps they were snowed in?) Since they were on a break from campaigning, I decided to talk with them both about morals. I was explaining the value of compassion, but Hillary attempted to ignore me by loudly talking over me about stock prices. Obama was brushing his teeth in the bathroom to avoid the conversation entirely.

In the end, I managed to get both of them to pinky-swear that they would never lie and always be kind.