7. 49-Year-Old Woman Who Later Learned Who Tom Brady Is

It was the final night of the presidential primary season, and everyone in the nation was voting via internet, like on American Idol or something. I had the TV on and Barack and Hillary were sitting on the stage, but a good-looking man named Tom Brady was also on stage. He had entered the race at the last moment. The results of the voting were announced and Tom Brady had won. Barack and Hillary both looked shocked. What a waste of time all those primaries were! I thought, and wondered who this Tom Brady was.