I am in a high school gym with my husband and many other people. Hillary and her supporters are at one end of the gym, and Barack and his supporters are at the other end. My husband and I are hanging out on the Hillary side, and Barack walks up to us and asks why we're not on his side. When we tell him we like Hillary better, he begins sweet talking us about why he's the best choice. My husband and I reluctantly agree to give him our vote, just to shut him up.